Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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