he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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