I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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