is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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