Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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