Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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