And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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