I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Actions speak louder than pants.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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