I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
