Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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