Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
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so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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