She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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