ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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