Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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