I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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