And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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