Need sex. Gaining weight.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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