Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
love makes seman taste better
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
The air taste purple.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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