About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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