from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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