I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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