I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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