when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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