YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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