ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
this boner is exhausting
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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