Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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