Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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