I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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