you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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