yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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