I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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