thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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