You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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