I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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