Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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