ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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