she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Is Oprah even human
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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