Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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