White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
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I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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