So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Randomize
