i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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