I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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