if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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