I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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