I wanna bring you to show and tell
Porn is love you can see.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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