what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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