maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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