i barfeds in our rink
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It's never too late to be topless.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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