I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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