i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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