hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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