So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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