Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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